My Occult Challenge 2008I've read countless articles online, even here on AC, proclaiming about the evil occult practices that can hurt or kill us. Some rave on about unleashing evil spirits through the use of ouija boards, seances, chanting spells, and other mumbo jumbo nonsense. It's all nonsence to me. I don't believe in any of it. I don't believe any so-called "occult phenomena" has ever been true.
Harry Houdini was a staunch skeptic of the the occult types, like fortunetellers or psychics. Before he died, Houdini told his wife a secret code that he would use to contact her from the afterlife in an effort to debunk the notion that spiritualists can contact the spirits of the dead. If anyone contacted Houdini's spirit and discovered the secret code, it would prove the spiritualist was the real deal. If not, it would support Houdini's claims that all spiritualists are frauds. It is unknown whether or not anyone ever learned the secret code. It's all very controversial because some accounts say spiritualists learned the code, some say his wife was paid to reveal it, while others say she said no one ever learned the code. I'm leaning toward a payoff.
As with Houdini's debunking of spiritualists and the occult, so am I with this article. I am issuing a challenge to everyone in the world to try to prove to me that any occult "powers" are real. I want every and any witch, warlock, wiccan, pagan, satanist, spiritualist, fortune teller, or other quack that thinks they have the mojo to prove me wrong. Curse me bad, curse me good, tell me my fortune, make spirits come to me, talk to me in my dreams, possess me, guess my secret code, whatever. Do your best or worst!
I've just now (09/20/2008, 12:56:16 PM EST) taken the liberty of writing an original 16-word haiku and saving it on my computer as well as emailing it to myself, so as to provide proof of when it was written and sent. No one can say I changed it after someone guessed correctly to disprove them. I also read it outloud for the spirits to hear. Guess away!
My real name is John Melvin Gugie (Melvin's already a curse!) and I'm in Allentown, Pennsylvania. I was born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. I'm 32, my birthday's November 12, 1975 at 12:50 AM EST in St. Luke's Hospital. I'm also disabled. I prefer intelligent petite women with long dark or red hair, green eyes, and a nice tush. :) I love horror movies, TV shows, and books. I like all kinds of music with good lyrics or music. If you need more info to curse me or send me a hot chick, just let me know.
To make it extra spooky, I'll give everyone until Halloween, october 31, 2008 at the stroke of midnight (12:00:00 AM EST) to do their hoodoo on me. I will report any strange phenomena, if it occurs. Bring it on! BOO!